When you're on your death bed on your birthday you get lots of time to watch tennis. Ummmmm Novak Djokovic what can I say. I've followed him from his junior days to the very top. I am a tennis nut. I follow the rankings and all the tournaments. I can give you a detailed biography of every player in the top 300. It's an obsession of mine which you may not have known about. Now you do.
You also have a lot of time to tweet and shop online and obsess over the Missoni collaboration for Target.
I had wanted a Missoni bikini since I could remember, but could never convince myself to pay $350 for it. Cue Target. Cue the website crashing within 5 minutes and Cue the wonderful Carrie nabbing me the skirt that I wanted before the big crash of 2011.
24 hours after the crash I managed to get on the website and score a bikini bottom (which did not come with the option to purchase a top?????) and 2 hand towels. All for about one tenth of the price of the bikini.
You also have a lot of time to tweet and shop online and obsess over the Missoni collaboration for Target.
I had wanted a Missoni bikini since I could remember, but could never convince myself to pay $350 for it. Cue Target. Cue the website crashing within 5 minutes and Cue the wonderful Carrie nabbing me the skirt that I wanted before the big crash of 2011.
24 hours after the crash I managed to get on the website and score a bikini bottom (which did not come with the option to purchase a top?????) and 2 hand towels. All for about one tenth of the price of the bikini.

Say hello to my new skirt
And my bikini bottom
And my two new hand towels.
HAPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYY